When your favorite character survives another episode.
j.g wentworth commercials be getting me pumped like FUCK you i want my money NOW
If you want your boyfriend to fuck you harder, just shout “FULL SAIL. SHE CAN TAKE IT.”
how to be cast as stage jack kelly:
- be rad singer
- be rad dancer
- be rad actor
- have first and last names that start with the same letter
- that’s it
Imagine person A of your otp convincing person B of your otp to go for a midnight swim in the lake. The run down to the water, hand in hand, and strip off their clothes at the shore.
They are about to dive in when Inspector Javert emerges, fully clothed, from the depths of the water, completely unmoving. He arrests them for public nudity and indecency, before slowly retreating back into the waters, uniform and all. This is the law. He takes it seriously.